sleepyamericanteen:

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

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dragon-in-a-fez:

insomniac-arrest:

Both Squidward and Spongebob can afford their own two-story houses with enough money left over for things like snail food and art supplies, they are both fast food workers with a boss that is shown on several occasions to pay them as little as possible

Furthermore, characters like Plankton can afford his own restaurant, machines, and computer despite not selling a single burger, Patrick similarly has his own place and lifestyle while rarely shown to actually work

In this essay we will examine the idea of a universal basic income that exists in the SpongeBob universe that provides

a capitalist took them out before they could finish this post

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blondetrash:

bohoindie:

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

partnership not ownership

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vviirgo:

having someone gently kiss you all over your body is underrated

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